Archived Letter – 1182

I am disgusted by the Fox Network. The thought that they can lie to us through the news and tell us that a town inhabited by yellow people doesn’t have a high smoking rate. I also don’t like the swearing british baby either. The fact is too that you can’t just blame every problem you have on aliens. It isn’t practical. I also have a problem with the program “Grandfathered”. I am a grandfather so why don’t I look like “Mick Jagger”. My back hurts and my hips aren’t very good son No,I don’t think I can dance and the fact that you compulsively ask me if I can and Mock me when I tell you that I can’t is very upsetting to a person of my age and stature. It also upsets me that you let children cook for fully capable grown adults and make grown adults cry because they can’t cook well enough. Meals on wheels cooks for me and they’re no Regis and kelly in the cooking department but i get by fine. I had a co worker named bob and he was a vegetarian so it’s impractical to think that he would ever own a burger shop. Also your program 24 gets me to contribute a full day every year to watching your program. I only watched the opening and was shocked and disgusted. I used to love to bug my mom to gimme a nickel so I could go and see a movie and get the new batman comic. OOOHH how I adored that! So when I saw commercials for a tv show about the batman I thought “Oh Good” but then I watched it and I was mortified by the violence and the lack of Adam West. Finally the walking dead. There is blood and gore and death and it is frightening. The second most recent heart attack I have suffered was while I was watching That Program. The most recent was at the musical production of the lion king. Well that takes me back to the first time I ever met Ronald Reagan. It was a warm summer’s eve and I had gone to chicago to see Cattle Queen Of Montana and I saw him speaking to Barbara Stanwyck during the film so I walked up to him and I said “We are trying to watch the movie” and he stopped talking. Wait, who are you? Where am I?

Sincerely
Disappointed.

Rhys Robertson