Essential

Well, it finally happened. The Carpenter has run out of recycled materials and thus out of building projects. It’s a shame, really.

Keep the faith

For Christians, the coming weekend is a celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ after he was executed on the cross. It is a tenet of their beliefs.

Beaver

It’s week two of the Carpenter’s temporary layoff and the man I described last week as a caffeinated squirrel has geared down to a conscientious castor canadensis (fancy term for beaver).